Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Happy New Year

Happy New Year! It is good to be back ridiculing the media. The big news today is that Britney Spears fell asleep at a Vegas nightclub on New Years. Apparently she was so tired from partying that she collapsed on the dance floor. Sigh.

Spears: Sleepy Time

For all you punks who thought that George Lucas was through, there will be a fourth Indiana Jones movie. Harrison Ford (64 years young) said it will be spectacular... In other words it might be slightly better than the new Rocky.

Be afraid of this man!

In other news George W. Bush is still our president and although the new Democratic majority Congress has not been sworn-in they are already destroying America. To make matters worse there is now a a socialist in the Senate. Bernie Sanders, the unstoppable political maverick who has been in the house for 8 years will now single-handily destroy the United States. What evidence do I have? None. If you love this country I suggest that you get very scared, very quick (eyes rolling).

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