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Monday, December 11, 2006

Barney Bush's Holiday Extravaganza

Thank God for well spent tax dollars! I am pleased to announce the release of "Barney Bush's Holiday Extravaganza." It's a nine minute craptacular film that begs the question, "Is the first dog more competent than the president?"

Barney Bush: Lovable Huggable and More Competent

Yes. Perhaps. Barney has produced several films in the past 6 years, George has not succeeded in anything yet. Bush supporters are optimistic that 2 years is more than enough to turn around the Middle East, privatized Social Security, and make the tax cuts permanent. I'm skeptical.

I have to admit that the plot for this film is killer; Barney has to come up with a Christmas show for the president. The story opens with the president consulting with Barney about the show. The next "ultra-cute" scenes have Barney working frantically on a plot and holding auditions. Plot spoiler: Karl Rove, Emmit Smith, Dolly Parton get juicy parts, while Margaret Spellings gets destroyed for lack of dancing moves. The show apparently is a huge hit, which is more than can be said about the Bush presidency.

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