Pamela Anderson Splits, Kid Rock Devestated
It looks like Borat might get his wish. Pamela Anderson (Senorita Chesty) has divorced Kid Rock (Senor Scuzz Bucket) just months after their fabled San Tropez yacht ceremony.
It's open season on the buoyant plastic mother of two. Who will win? Will it be cultural moron Borat, ex-tatooed love machine Tommy Lee, or random testosterone charged frat boy? Oooohh... the world waits in anticipation.
A "wholesome" Pamela with the Kid "post-garbage can pre-shower"
What can I tell you? I'm freaking devastated about this soul crushing news. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I can't work. I guess true love doesn't exist at least on this planet. Perhaps we are all to blame. We just didn't believe in their love enough.
I learned much about my celebrity overlords over this cosmic karma changing event. Kid Rock is apparently a very angry man with a bad sense of humor who genuinely hates Pam's friends. Pam's has monstrously large mammaries, which actually support their own eco-systems.
I'm glad to see that the "liberal based media" has broadcasted this story non-stop. After all the fate of the planet is at stake and it is a fragile as the bikini string on Pamela's deluxe Double E cup bathing suit.
I'm salivating after every article like a heroin junkie scoring a fix. I'm addicted and beyond repair. Someone hand me a bottle of Tylenol cold so I can escape this empty pain eating me from the inside. This is going to hurt.
Tags:
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * Pamela Anderson * Kid Rock * frat
* Borat * San Tropez * Tommy Lee * celebrity * divorce * wedding * true love * liebral based media
* heroin * junkie * porno * actress * musician * bikini * double e * bathing suit
It's open season on the buoyant plastic mother of two. Who will win? Will it be cultural moron Borat, ex-tatooed love machine Tommy Lee, or random testosterone charged frat boy? Oooohh... the world waits in anticipation.
A "wholesome" Pamela with the Kid "post-garbage can pre-shower"What can I tell you? I'm freaking devastated about this soul crushing news. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I can't work. I guess true love doesn't exist at least on this planet. Perhaps we are all to blame. We just didn't believe in their love enough.
I learned much about my celebrity overlords over this cosmic karma changing event. Kid Rock is apparently a very angry man with a bad sense of humor who genuinely hates Pam's friends. Pam's has monstrously large mammaries, which actually support their own eco-systems.
I'm glad to see that the "liberal based media" has broadcasted this story non-stop. After all the fate of the planet is at stake and it is a fragile as the bikini string on Pamela's deluxe Double E cup bathing suit.
I'm salivating after every article like a heroin junkie scoring a fix. I'm addicted and beyond repair. Someone hand me a bottle of Tylenol cold so I can escape this empty pain eating me from the inside. This is going to hurt.
Tags:
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * Pamela Anderson * Kid Rock * frat
* Borat * San Tropez * Tommy Lee * celebrity * divorce * wedding * true love * liebral based media
* heroin * junkie * porno * actress * musician * bikini * double e * bathing suit
posted by Mike K at 11/28/2006
3 Comments:
This is the first I've heard of this! Surprisingly, I'm not surprised. Not surprised about the story, but still surprised that I haven't heard about it until now. Wow, that comment gave me a headache.
I never understood the infatuation with this woman. She is not very attractive or very talented. But oh right... she's got basketballs. Ok... I understand now. Wow.
She just collected engagement rings dating any men for few
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