Friday, June 30, 2006

The Hall of Crap

With Mike's approval, I would like to occasionally induct someone into the Life Is Crap Hall of Crap. This honor would be reserved for someone so truly god-awful that the mere mention of their name makes you want to punch them as hard as you can in the face. I also think we're talking about the worst of the worst, meaning if you have to think about it and it doesn't automatically sound like it, then they can not be inducted. Then again, this isn't meant to pick on former celebrities in a where are they now kinda way. I'm talking about the ultimate worst regardless of their popularity, which hopefully will include people who still have careers. With all that, the 1st Life Is Crap Hall of Crap induction goes to....

Jerry O'Connell

Whether it was as the fat kid in "Stand By Me" or the annoying teen with special powers in "My Secret Identity" or as Neve Campbell's boyfriend in "Scream 2" or any of the other worthless movies he has appeared in, Jerry O'Connell has always been at the forefront of annoying and suckiness. And everytime you think he can't top himself, he finds a way to. Whether it's having a brother that appears on "The Bachelor" (I know that's not him exactly but why else did that douchebag get on the show) or his lame jokes during "celebrity" poker, Jerry has crapped on the American entertainment industry more than any other actor today. So it is with great pleasure that Life Is Crap inducts Jerry O'Connell into their Hall of Crap. My only wish is for you to stop appearing on my TV screen or in movies and help make this world a better place.

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Blogger Mike K said...

Is he sporting a mullet? Is it a magical mullet? Hmmm... I like the idea of a hall of crap. I can start a section in the archives.

6/30/2006 07:02:00 PM  
Blogger betmo said...

yeah- but he is marrying rebecca romjin- who seems to have a penchant for marrying suckles. she used to be rebecca romjin-stamos.

6/30/2006 07:35:00 PM  
Blogger melanaise said...

start it mike!! hall of crap archives...just please don't put me in there, aahahahaa

7/03/2006 10:06:00 PM  

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