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Monday, June 12, 2006

Can Bush Do Anything Right?

The most incompetent president of all time who can't even ride a bike or eat a pretzel without risking his life can't seem to do anything right. If he wasn't messing up the world so badly I might be inclined to feel sorry for him. Today, he offered words of encouragement to the US soccer team in their first round game vs Czech Republic. At halftime, the US is down 3-0. And this is soccer, so 3-0 is like being down 42-0 in football, 8-0 in baseball, 72-40 in basketball, or 3-0 in hockey. What a miserable little failure and what a stupid stupid man. It's frustrating to think that even 30% still support him - there's not that many cronies and wealthy Americans.

I once again suggest a Constitutional Amendment that bans a Bush descendent from every becoming president again. The American people just can't be trusted. I secretly think it's the 3rd grade mentality - his last name is Bush, which is sometimes used as the name a woman's genitals, hahaha. Seriously, both of these guys have to be in the bottome 20% of US presidents.

As the guy terrified of pretzels once said (paraphrasing): Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me, uhhh, twice. I won't get fooled again.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous the pretzels said...

Tom you are as twisted as us!!!

6/12/2006 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great article.
The answer to your question is; no he cannot.
I can't wait to see what he is going to do with his life after he is no longer president.

6/12/2006 10:24:00 PM  
Blogger melanaise said...

he can probably program his dad on speed dial...maybe...but that is just speed dial programming.

6/13/2006 08:48:00 PM  

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