The Idiot

Don't vote for the idiot in 2008

Since they will try to pawn another incompetent idiot (yes, there's a distinction) on us in 2008, I thought it was time to reiterate to America - don't vote for the guy you'd rather have a beer with. Just my opinion, but I want the more qualified person to be president. And call me crazy, but I would actually hope this person was smarter than I was. So as the right wing propaganda machine readies itself for a George Allen in 2008 push, ask yourself the following question. Would you trust Allen to do any of the following. If not, then I suggest you vote for someone else. A list follows - I would trust Bush to do very little on this list. Scary to think he's in charge of the safety of hundreds of millions of Americans. Oh yeah, if it's possible Bush may actually have more intelligence than Allen - it's that close!!!

1. Babysit your kids for the night
2. Designated driver for the night
3. Remember to pick you up from the airport
4. Pick up your mail while you're on vacation
5. Tutor your kid in grade school math
6. Plan a surprise party for your significant other
7. Mow your lawn
8. Serve you food
9. Walk your dog
10. Take care of your pool
11. Get an estimate on a valuable antique at The Antiques Roadshow
12. Pick up fast food AND get your order correct
13. Ride a bike without getting injured
14. Eat pretzels without needing a medical staff onhand

I could go on and on - and I agree that I would let Bush do some of these. But the point is I would not let him do all of these. And shouldn't a presidential candidate be disqualified if he's not reliable for the most basic tasks?

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