Thank You Spammers
I would like to thank all those email spammers who continue to send me emails regarding breast enlargement and penis enhancement drugs. It is good to know that your well advertised services are out there if I ever decide that I need to become an androgynous well hung male with 36 DDs. At present, I am completely comfortable in my male form. Yes, perhaps Tommy Lee might put me to shame, but I'm no slouch in that department as my wife can attest. I would also like to thank all those people who want to have sex with me, both women and yes even the occasional male admirer. It is quite wonderful to have my work email overflowing with such requests. Some might even say that I have been blessed with your rich one line pleas for sexual relations. I must humbly decline. Please do not be offended that I have not answered every single one of your multiple requests. I do hold your thoughts and words in the highest regard. I honestly feel absolutely inspired when I promptly move your letter into my garbage. Somewhere out there, some guy wrote some program to send me this artificat. For an instant there... I felt rather special. Thank you.
2 Comments:
He he! Well - I must say that I totally and completely disagree with the joviality of this post.
Very funny.
It really is mysterious how I started getting porn stuff sent to work. I really didn't sign up for anything except for work related software. I guess you get it as a bonus?
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